Funny, charming, witty, handsome as fuck, great kisser, bottom…

Man in Belfast, Northern Ireland, UK

Joined: 8 weeks ago
Last on: 2 days ago

Aren’t we all supposed to be discreet… I think it should go without saying.

Decent shaped, stocky, dadbod.

If anything, I’m bottom (oh, and I’m kind).

I could be talked out of bottoming if you’re delicious.

Returning to this after a short break.

Still a condom user, “if it goes there”, as they say (that is, you’re wearing one if you want to ride me).

What makes a good opening message?

- Too direct: I alarm people.

- Too polite: I sound dull/needy.

- Too much detail: I’m a “talker”.

- Too little detail: I’m illiterate.

- Too many verifications: I’m a “hoor”.

- Too few/no verifications, I’m a “time waster”.

- Too kind: I’m looking a relationship.

- Too harsh (humour is lost): I’m “rude”.

Recognise any of those?

Anyhow, it seems I literally can’t get a ride even in this virtual whorehouse hahaha.

Thanks for looking in.

Just to clarify:

(1) I’m not paying for sex, massage or your pics.

(2) Im older, not desperate.

(3) Size doesn’t matter, but your attitude does.

It’s all a virtual phallacy…

It’s funny though, I log in from the same location everyday and expect something or someone different to appear. According to a large number of inspirational mugs and posters, Einstein said, ‘Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.’ But, according to google Rita Mae Brown was the author of the quote. However, a link between repetition and insanity can be traced back to the 19th century.

My new thing is to block profiles who aren’t looking men of my age. Not because I’m bitter, more because because they don’t want me showing up in their view tracks, nor do I want them to think I was desperate or trying to get them to change their mind. Plus, it means that my ‘who’s nearby’ searches will only have people that are potentially interested in riding me.

I think I’ve worked it out, I’d rather be fucked than invest a whole lot of energy into blowing you.

Dickd

56 years old, Bisexual

5'7" 170cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings
Size: Pretty Big
Role: Bottom
Caucasian (white)

Looking For

Couples (MM) Men
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Safe sex, Older guys, Kissing, Anal, 1 on 1

Funny, charming, witty, handsome as fuck, great kisser, bottom…

Man in Belfast, Northern Ireland, UK

Looking For

Meeting

Interests

Friends