just imagine I wrote something that knocked your socks off.

Man in Redbourn, South East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 3 days ago

Ive tried to be less appealing and modest and drop the ego but frankly its not easy, a ballache and almost impossible to do....

Disclaimer: Quick, fuckngo, shotgun fuck, rushed, gone in 60 seconds type meets are to me what kryptonite is to superman. My inhibitions and perspective are upside down which makes me think its a great idea while at same time taking away any man powers i had reducing me to a piss poor version of my actual self. My record of attempts verses success should get me removed from this platform but should i agree to one due to the kryptonite factor you should ABORT, bail, cancel, block, go MIA ....as this disclaimer excuses me from any responsibility for the disappointment that will ensue should it go ahead.

Dont ask how big my cock is i haven't measured it since primary school and if i did id lie anyway, add an inch and round up like everyone does.

I have no limits and provide a cast iron 100% guarantee all your requirements will be met

. Neither of these things are true....i have some limits and some i would like to push and i want to know yours. Fingers crossed itll be a belter, but asking for a strategic breakdown of what will happen before we have even met is retarded, and relies on being able to time travel and predict the future!

All in all im very laid back!!

47 years old, Bi-curious

5'10" 178cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings
Size: Pretty Big
Role: Versatile
Caucasian (white)

Looking For

Couples (MM) Men
Aged from 18 to 65
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Tattoos, Shaved, S&M, Rimming, Kissing, Group sex, Bareback, Army, Anal, 1 on 1

just imagine I wrote something that knocked your socks off.

Man in Redbourn, South East, UK

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